The Girlfriend Experience

Ladies clean your man cave in sexy lingerie!

Do you HATE dusting, mopping, vacuuming, organizing, spot cleaning, and dishes? Are you lacking in the female companion department? Do you often find yourself thinking "Man, I wish a beautiful lady would clean my house for me. NO, WAIT, I wish a beautiful lady would clean my house for me, IN SEXY LINGERIE! "

Then you have found the cleaning service of your dreams.

Here's the lowdown. For the low price of $150 per hour, you are guaranteed the home tidying services of one or two gorgeous gals, who will ensure that your home is spotless, whilst providing a fun, and entertaining atmosphere. The girls supply their own cleaning gear, and you may permitted as some photos of them if you like, they will also engage in playful banter with you, as well as dance around the house. If you have a preferred outfit that you would like them to appear in, please let us know, and they will be happy to oblige if possible!

You may request a photo of your cleaning staff before hand.

To contact us, please e-mail only by responding to this ad.

Short Version:
1. $150 /hr, minimum 2 hours.
2. There will ALWAYS be two girls, NEVER one. If there is only one, a body gaurd will also attend.
3. ABSOLUTELY NO SEXUAL FAVORS.
4. NO TOUCHING
5. The girls will NOT shovel your driveway in their undies. Come on.
6. Payment is Cash ONLY, and we will always require payment in FULL before starting any job.
7. The girls bring their own cleaning supplies.
8. E-mail only.