Fake Gnus

My new theme song.

That’s a wrap! Thanks Calgary Fringe Festival 2018!!! 🎭

Tomorrow night is your last chance to see what happens when the Easter Bowie visits me with his chocolate eggs. Yes you read that correctly. Easter Bowie. Let your imagination free with that one.

Only one freaky show left. You don't want to miss The Easter Bowie, baby.

Fake Gnus on location at the Calgary Fringe today #InInglewood!

Did you know? Shannon will be having a real live date on stage during our show. Only 5 shows left... find out what you're missing! FAKE GNUS!
Fake Gnus at Calgary Fringe Festival �
... Featuring: �Tony Binns Oksana Porteous Trevor Campbell Shannon Leahy ��Tickets $11 plus button�
Show times: Saturday August 4th at 5:30pm� Sunday August 5 at 7:30pm �Tuesday August 7 at 9:30pm �Thursday August 9 at 5:30pm� Saturday August 11 at 9:30pm��
at Festival Hall 1215 - 10th Avenue SE, Calgary, Alberta
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This is a Gnu of the Genus Shannon Leahy who...Jesus Christ. This is clearly just a picture of Shannon photoshopped onto a Gnu. It's like we aren't even trying anymore. Look at that. I'd say heads will roll in the pr department, but then they'll just end up photoshopped on a taxidermic animal. Anyway, Shannon likes coffee and wine and not being photoshopped on dead things. Interested in the mating habits of the Shannon Gnu? You can watch her go on a real live Tinder date on stage in Fake Gnus at the Calgary Fringe Festival. Yes an actual date. Because Shannon be multitasking , yo.

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But come see it.

This is a Gnu of the Genus Trevor Campbellus. The Trevor Gnu hides from predators in record stores, often disappearing in the vinyl all together. The only way you can find him is if you listen to him gently calling "Bowie? Bowie? Got any Bowie?" When cornered by predators, Trevor's defence is to put on Scott Walker records and escape in the confusion. Trevor is just one of four Fake Gnus...collect them all at Festival Hall, starting tonight!

Guys! I’m so excited for this show. Do yourself a favour and go see it!!!!

Fake Gnus would like to know: “What would you ask on a first date?”

This is a Gnu of the genus TonyloBinnsicus Nerdium. While not in and of themselves dangerous they are prone to passive aggressive sarcasm. The TonyloBinnsicus move in herds, that play role playing games while grazing on snacks. This one was lured out by hunters who quoted Monty Python.
"What Knight lives in that castle? What knight lives in that castle" (Rustle rustle. It emerges from the bushes) "I'm 37, I'm not old"... BLAM!!!
Tragic. To support Fake Gnus in the wild, be sure to see them in their natural habitat, mostly un killed, at the Calgary Fringe.
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Fake Gnus at Calgary Fringe Festival
�Featuring: � Tony Binns Oksana Porteous�... Trevor Campbell Shannon Leahy
Tickets $11 plus button
Show times: � Friday August 3rd at 9:30pm �Saturday August 4th at 5:30pm� Sunday August 5 at 7:30pm� Tuesday August 7 at 9:30pm� Thursday August 9 at 5:30pm� Saturday August 11 at 9:30pm��
at Festival Hall 1215 - 10th Avenue SE, Calgary, Alberta
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Sketchy News for Sketchy Times. Come See Fake Gnus at the Calgary Fringe Festival.
Fake Gnus perform fake news in Fake Gnus. There are also sketches. And chocolate. Get your tickets here. https://www.showclix.com/event/fake-gnus< br>

Fake Gnus will be playing at #CalgaryFringe featuring Tony Binns, Oksana Porteous, Trevor Campbell, and Shannon Leahy. #YYCComedy #Comedy #LiveTheatre #Calgary #CalgaryEntertainment #FakeNews

This is a Gnu, of the genus Oksana Porteous. It can be found at local waterholes in the evening sipping wine but don't let the mild demeanour fool you. The Oksana Gnu can become viciously territorial when challenged about its extensive knowledge of Danish cheeses. When threatened, the Oksana gnu will unleash a torrent of apologies and make her escape on stilts. If you wish to see this rare beauty in it's natural habitat, get your tickets for Fake Gnus at the Calgary Fringe here. https://www.showclix.com/event/fake-gnus< br>