The Sophisticated Stitch

February contest is now live!!!
This sassy little makeup case is up for grabs, it has a strong vinyl bottom, to keep the bathroom counter goop from sticking to the bag, just wipes clean! Fully lined, and an open-wide zipper so you can see all your shit!
How to enter!... LIKE this post COMMENT 3 friends (can do this as many times as you want) SHARE this post and make sure it is PUBLIC!
EXTRA entries to any orders placed this month!
That’s it! Also be sure you like our page here, I’ll send you an invite if you don’t! Open to anyone who likes the Sophisticated Stitch page, so tell your friends!!!
Free shipping to the prize winner within Canada!
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It‚Äôs colder than a witch‚Äôs tit out there, so it‚Äôs a ‚Äúwhat‚Äôs on the work table‚ÄĚ post kinda day.
So obviously I love dogs, DUH. I‚Äôve got a dog show coming up where my show dog trailer will be taken out, packed full of custom gear, and I like to add custom housewares to the pop-up shop, because, well, they‚Äôre awesome! These lil frenchies are on 18‚ÄĚ cushion covers (inserts included for $45 for the pair, $40 without)... They‚Äôre available anytime, but of course if they stick around till the event they will go out to the public!
Keep an eye on the different breed prints I‚Äôll be sharing ūüėć I do custom as well!
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It’s February 1st, our January contest winner has her stunning Ordinary Elsewhere Designs wine goblet on its way to her... what do we want to see as our February giveaway??? Makeup cases? Hand towels?? A puppy???
... Get real no puppies. But you can pet mine if you really need to ūü§∑‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹ
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10 days left on our January giveaway! Scroll to the post and check out the amazing custom wine goblet made by Ordinary Elsewhere Designs IT CHANGES COLOUR OMG
Ok go! Enter as many times as you want! Share to your friends and get them in! ūüėćūüėćūüėćūüėć

Overstock sale!
I have 4 of the ‚ÄúBlue Atoll‚ÄĚ in bath towel size sitting on the shelf looking for a new home! They‚Äôre regular $20 each, now on sale 25% off (total price of $60 for the set of 4) Price includes standard embroidery (names, phrases etc)

New prints! Who dis?
Stunning Metallic prints that I’ve had tucked aside since the days before we headed away for Christmas! I’ve got dibs on a little bit of the light teal for a quilt binding (because I’m domestic like that) but the rest...what do you wanna make?!?! Cushion covers? Makeup cases? Yeeeeeee!

New Year New Me CONTEST!!!!
Just fucking kidding. There’s nothing I’ll be changing, let’s be real.
But my dear friend Daphanie makes amazing custom designed stainless mugs, bottles, wine tumblers etc and I got my hands on THIS.... TEMPERATURE CHANGING fuschia paint with confetti accent, and some sassy realness lettering.
This wine tumbler is my January giveaway! 3 steps to enter: -Like this post -Share this post (must be public) -Tag 3 friends
Extra entries for every purchase made this month too! Just be sure that you LIKE this page as a whole, I’ll send you an invite if you don’t already!
In the case that you don’t win, you can custom order ANYTHING from her business page Ordinary Elsewhere Designs she will HOOK you up!
Contest open to Canadian residents only, otherwise shipping to other countries must be paid in the case of winning.
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Things.

Ok we are BACK! (Only to leave again on Monday) And look how fucking cute we were this week in Las Vegas for my girlfriend’s wedding!!! We clean the Fuuuuck upppp!
Yes, I know I fucking failed to announce the winner ūü§∑‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹūü§¶‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹūü§∑‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹūü §¶‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹ
... All names were put in a hat and the lucky winner of the Fucking Princess package is..... Claudine Paton Hamilton !!!!!! Woooo Baby!!!!!!
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Awwww remember how hard y‚Äôall made me work last year?? And this was HALF of what went down that week ūü§¶‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹ T-2 day‚Äôs till vacation, just finishing the last of the orders and excited to close the holiday shopping season on a good (not TOO rushed) note this time!

Order up! You Dirty Bitch

Girl.

Order up!!

Good morning Bitches! My personal bitch Beretta is here to say ‚Äúfuck I hate the cold‚ÄĚ but the show must go on!
Orders are tentatively CLOSED. I‚Äôm shaking in my panties that I‚Äôm running out of time before vacation timeūüôÄ if any space opens up I will let you know, but as it stands, we are barely gonna squeak by!
... Don’t worry I WILL open up again when I’m home but it won’t be before Christmas. Y’all are welcome to shop from current stock, message me if you can’t find it, there’s still some super cute pieces available for your stocking stuffers!
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You humans make my cold dead heart SO happy ūüėć A whole pile of new likes today, awesome traction on the contest post, and more than likely, my week could be completely filled with orders! I‚Äôm trying not to over book myself here but I‚Äôm worried it might already be happening ūü§∑‚Äć‚ôÄÔłŹ
I’m exhausted AF relaxing with a Caesar and waiting on some steaks to finish on the grill (my hubby is the best!) while I sit on my ass with some truly trashy tv then straight to bed.
... This bitch is done for the night! Sorry, but I’m not getting off my ass for anyone after this.
Tomorrow is errand-running day (plus a few deliveries on my route) then back at it!
Namaste bitches ūüôŹ
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Remember that time I promised a giveaway?
I fucking forgot.
But it’s happening NOW and will stay open until THURSDAY night, and here’s how you win the shit:
... 1. LIKE the post 2. COMMENT and TAG 3 friends 3. SHARE this post on your page and MAKE SURE IT IS PUBLIC! (If I cant see it, and you’ve been picked, you don’t get to win!)
Also please be sure you have LIKED this page and are not just following, if you haven’t, I’ll send an invite, again, if you don’t like the page, you lose your entry. Make sure you comment on THIS post and not the shared one! You can comment as many times as you want, but must tag 3 new friends!
Up for grabs is:
Crown hand towel Accent pillow Matted print from a small business owner just like me!
Shipping in CANADA only will be free ‚̧ԳŹ
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Hold up and LOOK
Behold, the LAST of the Royal blue hand towels. TWO of them remain, they may become available again in the new year, but I ain’t got no time for promises.
AND
... PLUM hand towels ūüėćūüėćūüėć there are 4. That‚Äôs it. They‚Äôre as fucking rich as Beyonc√©
You have till Friday to make them yours.
That is all.
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Another makeup case off to its new momma